Noir Clubhouse™
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Where Bold Meets Beautiful
Step into the Noir Clubhouse™, a statement inflatable bar with a commanding black silhouette and just the right hint of mystery. Designed to elevate the evening and sharpen the mood, it’s made for rooftop cocktails, private clubs, and garden parties that don’t play by daylight rules.
Picture it: the city skyline flickers in the distance, music hums low, glasses gleam under LED glow. The bar is the anchor. The room? Outdoors. The vibe? Untouchable.
Perfect for:
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Rooftop sundowners and underground garden parties
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DJ sets, micro-weddings, and brand activations
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Luxury rentals and monochrome event styling
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TikTok creators and content crews
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Midnight moments that matter
Size & Format Options
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Configuration |
Ideal Use |
Est. Dimensions |
Price |
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4-Seater Bar |
Private rooftops and sleek garden decks |
~420 cm × 410 cm |
£8,497 |
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6-Seater Bar |
Events, DJ launches, VIP experiences |
~480 cm × 450 cm |
£9,797 |
Sculpted for shoulder-depth seating. Ideal for hosts up to 6'4”.
What's Included
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1× Noir Clubhouse™ Inflatable Pool Bar (your choice of format)
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1× RGB LED Strip (USB-powered, not waterproof, not pre-installed)
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1× Wireless Remote
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1× Back Wall Shelf
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1× Silent Electric Pump (UK plug)
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1× Repair Kit
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1× Custom Carry Case
Designed for After Dark
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All-Black Exterior with Matte Finish
Photographs flawlessly. Built to absorb attention. -
Architectural Shape
Strong lines for serious presence. Looks sharp in any light. -
Custom Branding Ready
Add logos, initials, or slogans in contrasting white (from £300). -
LED Underlighting
Colour-shift or keep it classic. Remote included. LED not waterproof.
How It Works
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Choose your size and format
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Select payment method (Shopify Pay, Klarna, Clearpay, PayPal)
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Add an optional branding upgrade at checkout
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Concierge design support within 24 hours
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Delivered in 30 days across the UK
Delivery & Craftsmanship
Every Noir Clubhouse™ unit is made-to-order for perfection. Finalised, sealed, and shipped in under 30 days.
Finishing Touches
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Add black towels, cocktail kits, or event signage at checkout
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Design concierge included for all custom builds
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Lifestyle props shown for ambience only, not included
Highlights
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Bold all-black inflatable bar for rooftops, rentals & events
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Includes LED lighting, pump, shelf, remote, and carry case
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Ideal for content shoots, brand events, or private clubs
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Crafted to deliver in 30 days across the UK
FAQs
Q: Can I brand the Noir Clubhouse™ with a white logo?
A: Absolutely. We offer contrast branding options and design support.
Q: Is the LED strip waterproof?
A: No. it's safe for outdoor use but should stay dry.
Q: Does it work on rooftops or patios?
A: Yes. The bar inflates on any flat surface, wet or dry.
Q: How long is the delivery?
A: 30 days or less across the UK.